"It’s hard to hate someone once you understand them."

(Source: jamescookjr, via forget-about-reality)

tastefullyoffensive:

The Adventures of George Washington by LadyHistory [more]

(via thepurposeismypenis)

ninfia:

Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.

(via diaper-scort)

pardonmewhileipanic:

mordicaifeed:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

regencyduchess:

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

THEY’RE ALL JUST STARING AND JUDGING

"How rude…this bodyguard just shoved me!"

I want to be this rich and indifferent one day

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gaaraofsburbia:

applecranberry:

ruraljackdaw:

thetowndrugdealer:

*sucks guys dick*
*dies of nut allergy*

did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy

now I do

(Source: thetowndrugdealer, via happy-in-oz)

grandpacain:

gents-n-shackles:

If you need a smile, this should do it :D

I love this because you think this is off the gag reel because Jared so clearly breaks character but it’s not

(Source: unicorncastiell, via happy-in-oz)

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consistentlyaverage:

excepttheeyes:

No, but how sweet is it that during Harry’s first week at Hogwarts Hagrid sent along a note with Hedwig to invite Harry to tea rather than asking him in person so Harry didn’t feel left out and actually got some mail

HAGRID IS SO UNDER APPRECIATED THIS REALLY BUGS ME

(via dreamwurks)

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bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

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whosaprettypolyglot:

Dear Americans,

in the nicest possible way, if you could all stop referring to your classes like the rest of us should know what you’re talking about, that’d be nice

I frequently see (or sometimes get) asks talking about being in “AP French” or “Spanish 3” or “200 level classes” and etc etc and just like

that means nothing to any of the rest of us

every country has its own system

if you’re gonna talk about it please explain it

kthx

(via anythingbutmissionary)

mothbug:

real talk does anyone ever just take a moment to appreciate the flawless combination that is cheese and tomatoes

cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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c h e e s e  a n d  t o m a t o e s

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