officialannakendrick:

when i’m watching sports i have no clue about and people start cheering

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(Source: dutchster, via nigerianfirecracker)

perks-of-being-chinese:

when i was a kid, i asked my dad where babies came from and he said something like “ur mom had a stomach ache and she went to the bathroom n then came out with you” and i feel like thats his way of calling me a piece of shit

(via piss-and-apple-juice)

unbalancedfox:

g0ggles:

When people in movies run directly away from the train / boulder / truck / etc instead of just like, taking two steps to the side of it

OH NO A GIGANTIC TREE FALLING OVER *runs away directly along its length*

(Source: hama0n, via piss-and-apple-juice)

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

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what the fuck

(via loki-has-stolen-the-tardis)

chotheho:

trying to train a weak pokemon and it faints so you bring in your strongest pokemon and absolutely murder them in revenge

(via fourforyouchencoco)

deeeeaaan:

Game of Thrones Wedding Cake

oh yeah lets just have a game of thrones themed wedding

what can possibly go wrong?

(via andwinteriscoming)

(Source: leaveatrail, via autoreivs)

comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

(via chillaugh)

  • Teacher: How much is a gram?
  • Me: Shit, Depends on what you want..

sunroofs:

lilybear23:

sunroofs:

here’s a dancing taco:
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Why is the taco upside down, everything will fall out…

here’s a dancing taco:
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(via thefuuuucomics)

thatfunnyblog:

"I haven’t had that much trouble coming out since 1997." (x)

Funny Stuff you like?

(Source: laugh-dance-ellen)

  • At the beginning of a movie: Oh that's a cute actor! I wonder what his name is?
  • At the end of a movie: *knows name, age, location, movies he's been in, favorite color, aspiration and goals, and has already become an active member in said actor's fan base*